Yesterday!
Margot's family reunion is coming up in a few weeks and I can't wait to hear all of the fat people jokes and names that her family is going to call me this year. The family is more than overly conscious about weight and I figure if I start now I might be able to drop a few pounds.
Maybe I should actually try the newest way to lose weight - the hoodia patch. With hoodia you tend to have less of an appetite and it's an all natural way to lose those unwanted pounds.
Then again...I probably can't get off all of the weight that I would need to in order to not get ridiculed. Maybe I should just surrender now and go for that second helping of ice cream.
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